......With Love from Federal Investigation Agency!
By Hamza Asad
On may 19, 2012 at Islamabad Marriott Hotel, the "Cyber Secure Pakistan Conference" event was held where mostly Islamabad-based Elite Class Industrialists and some Loud-Mouthed Internet Darlings along with a couple of B-grade Foreigners had gathered to keep the Hype well-sustained; three highly competitive personalities like Engr. Salman Latif, a UET Taxila graduate, Engr. Hasan Raza, Co-Founder of Revolution Flame (keeping in mind the other half too) and Engr. Ali Suleman who happens to be the main organiser of this conference in terms of Media Partnership (Not to forget the Ultra-Spectra garbage here as well) and editor in chief of world's first Roman-Urdu Newspaper called "Shashca" got to learn three things primarily.
1. There are four thousand toxins per single puff of a cigarette.
2. Tea has Nicotinic Acid in it.
3. There is 78% nitrogen in the Air.
Keeping the above three postulates in mind, the interpretation of Je T'aime Pour Touujours and the Un-Authenticized Personal Secretariasm to the director general led to certain circumstances where the Term CM not only stood for Cookie-Monster but also for Chick-Magnet and Country-Music (Burn-the-reel-yeeaaaaahhhhh). So of all the bliss surrounded on behalf of Kabir-Medical-Collage, I was patrolling a Pachinko, nude noodle model parlor, in the nefarious zone. Hanging out with insects, under-ducting while The "F.I.A" was on the phone ;) Well... Such is life.